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Philadelphia Union Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Jul 24

Philadelphia Union Match Review

Honestly, the citizens of Orlando were absolutely poisoned on Saturday night when it comes to football. First, you had the absolute...
Atlanta United Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Jul 23

Atlanta United Match Review

The Lions had another road match this Sunday vs Atlanta United. We looked like a different team in the first 10 minutes, and Pereyra must...
Inter Miami Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Jul 13

Inter Miami Match Review

Well, this is starting to become classic Orlando City. After a tough 90’ minute battle, on top of a very long (almost 2 1/2 hour long)...
DC United Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Jul 5

DC United Match Review

What’s better than the 4th of July? Barbecues, hanging with family, and a day off of work. Oh, and your favorite team is hosting the...
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Jul 5

FC Cincinnati Match Review

This match was… weird. In a game that wasn’t too exciting all around the edges, the Lions visited Ohio and walked away with 0 points....
Houston Dynamo Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Jun 23

Houston Dynamo Match Review

Orlando City barely hung on Saturday against Houston and survived with a 2-1 win. Ercan Kara scored the first goal off of a cross/shot...
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Jun 18

New England Revolution Match Review

I finally got to see an Orlando City game in person and it was... alright? The Lions and the Revolution faced off Wednesday night and...
FC Dallas Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • May 30

FC Dallas Match Review

It was a tale of two halves against FC Dallas on Saturday, May 28th as Orlando saw themselves jump in front 1-0 just to concede 3 quick...
Toronto FC Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • May 18

Toronto FC Match Review

Orlando was able to steal one on Saturday vs Toronto despite controlling most of the match, with a 1-0 win in the dying minutes of the...
Montreal CF Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • May 14

Montreal CF Match Review

Just when I thought the days of shitty performances like Cincinatti and Red Bulls were behind this team, they came to visit again on...
Charlotte FC Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • May 2

Charlotte FC Match Review

Orlando City bounced back in beautiful fashion on Saturday against Charlotte FC, walking out with 3 points in a 2-1 win. The Lions...
New York Red Bulls Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Apr 25

New York Red Bulls Match Review

It goes without saying that this performance on Sunday was the worst performance by the Lions all season so far. The New York Red Bulls...
Columbus Crew Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Apr 20

Columbus Crew Match Review

SEX. BALL. I don’t need to say much else, all you motherfuckers know what I’m talking about. I mentioned last time about how Orlando...
Chicago Fire Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Apr 11

Chicago Fire Match Review

In a game where the scoreline could have read 4 or 5 nil, it only read 1-0, the Lions bounced back with a much-needed win over the Fire...
LAFC Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Apr 7

LAFC Match Review

The Lions returned from the West Coast sunshine to Exploria Stadium this past Saturday evening with their World Cup qualifying players...
Portland Timbers Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Mar 30

Portland Timbers Match Review

What the fuck. I’ve got all ten fingers pointed at Perea and I don’t give a shit. What kind of challenge was that? You'resubbed into a...
LA Galaxy Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Mar 23

LA Galaxy Match Review

Some may call it a smash and grab, others may call it a defensive masterclass. Personally, I just call it a damn good win on the road....
FC Cincinnati Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Mar 16

FC Cincinnati Match Review

When Orlando City looks back at its schedule at the end of the season and reflects on all the points they were able to earn, they will...
Chicago Fire FC Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Mar 8

Chicago Fire FC Match Review

Ok, let’s get one thing cleared straight away. I don’t think the goal should have been disallowed, but I also understand why it was. Call...
CF Montreal Match Review
Matthew Laboissonniere
  • Mar 1

CF Montreal Match Review

God, I wish I was in Orlando right now. Not only to have been at Exploria Stadium to watch the Lions get a huge 2-0 win to start the...
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